Completely Honest First Date

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Sling Shot Orgasm

Girl has orgasm while on a amusement park ride!

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Top Ten Things Women Can Do (That Men Can’t)

Full Article: Here!

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Best Divorce Letter Ever!

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Posted on March 19, 2010 at 9:12 pm by Spankz · Permalink · Leave a comment
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JeJoue G-Ki

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Introducing the ‘key’ to G-Spot pleasure….

Created to be enjoyed by women and couples, the G-Ki’s adjustable form allows you to choose between the perfect G-spot toy or simultaneous G-spot and clitoral stimulation.

Designed to be just as unique as you are, G-Ki’s has a soft, smooth, rounded head, a sleek and slender neck that bends to fit your unique form and a firm, contoured, body for vibration against your clitoris.

  • Uniquely adjustable form and intuitive controls allow you to choose the perfect shape and vibration intensity, you desire
  • Sleek, sculptured form and soft silicone skin make G-Ki to pleasure to touch and hold
  • Waterproof, magnetic recharging and suitable for both solo and couple play

Buy it here!

Posted on February 23, 2010 at 4:44 pm by Spankz · Permalink · One Comment
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NAUGHTY VALENTINE SALE!

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Celebrate the sexiest day of the year with MyWetMonkey.com and take advantage of our NAUGHTY VALENTINE SPECIAL!   25% off our ENTIRE CATALOG!   So, go ahead,  Let*Your*Naughty*Out this Valentine’s Day!

Questions? Need help choosing the perfect present? As always, I am available to answer questions and love doing one-on-one consults!  Email me at marli@mywetmonkey.com.

XOXO

MARLI

OhMyBod in Action :P

Find it!  Mmmm…

Posted on February 3, 2010 at 11:38 pm by Spankz · Permalink · Leave a comment
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Grammy Giftbag Surprise!

Grammy giftbag surprise: OhMiBod, vibrator that plugs into iPod, pulses with music

The Grammy gift bags got a little kinkier this year.

According to ChipChick.com, this year’s techy-themed gift bag contained a little something called the OhMiBod – a hi-tech vibrator that plugs into an iPod.

The nifty little gadget plugs into any iPod or music player and, get this, vibrates along with your favorite tunes.

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Find it at My Wet Monkey.

My Wet Monkeys’ 2010 Adult Entertainment Expo Vids!

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The 2010 Adult Entertainment Expo, A Huge Success for My Wet Monkey

Mywetmonkey.com found ourselves surrounded by HOT people…found many new sexy products, got to go home with Flava Flav ( ok maybe just our dog tags) Got a great view of Dennis Hoff (next time it will be a personal visit to the Bunny Ranch), Got sweet kisses from Velvet Skye, had a romantic dinner with Ron Jeremy (only interrupted by a few fans that had to take their picture with the BIG MAN himself) and met many new MyWetMonkey.com fans. We love Vegas! It’s just business, right?

xoxo
Marli

Lelo Stainless Steel w/ Matching Cufflinks

Lelo Stainless Steel w/ Matching Cufflinks

EARL is an elegant and luxurious gentleman’s pleasure object, elegantly sculpted to provide exquisite tension and profound pleasure, crafted in stainless steel or 18K gold plate. The metal, enticing and evocative against the naked skin, offers exciting prospects for users inclined to the sensual utilisation of hot or cold. As a gentleman’s plug for deep internal stimulation, including male G-spot massage, he helps the user sustain sensation and reach a new intensity of release. Hygienic, stylish and ready for play, he is smooth and designed with a ring for full control of the sensual experience.

Use EARL as you wish, whether it be with a partner for added enjoyment or as a secret companion, worn discreetly. Comes presented in an elegant wooden gift box, accessorised with matching cufflinks, manual, satin pouch for stylish storage and a 1-year LELO warranty.

Click Image to find this and other male pleasure products at My Wet Monkey.

Posted on December 11, 2009 at 5:03 pm by Spankz · Permalink · Leave a comment
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Consumer Electrontics Show 2010 or CES

CES 2010

Source:

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AMAZING Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Pics

Victoria

Link:

Biertijd.com

Don’t forget about us at:

mywetmonkey.com

The WeVibe, the “it” toy of the decade.

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#1 Sex Toy of 2008 by sex expert Sue Johanson. The We-Vibe is a brand new adult lifestyle luxury product from Standard Innovation Corp. This sleek and sexy toy offers a new dimension in intimate pleasure. Not only does it function as a g-spot and clitoral stimulator, but can also be worn DURING penetration (with another toy or partner!).

Incredibly flexible, durable, and powerful, the dual, rechargeable motors have two speeds and are covered in medical grade silicone.

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Link:

Mywetmonkey.com


Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2009


Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2009: Fittings HD

Posted on November 25, 2009 at 12:09 am by Spankz · Permalink · Leave a comment
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Lelo INEZ 18k Gold

No, this isn’t a joke! This is a symbolism of our commitment to bring you the highest level of products and services to be found in this industry. My Wet Monkey is dedicated to servicing all walks of life and we have a wide range of products to MEET EVERY-ONES NEEDS. Check out this flagship model in our line-up and let your fantasies run wild. Spanks is confident that he has something to meet all your requirements.

INEZ is an elegant and luxurious pleasure object with an energetic buzz, crafted in stainless steel or 18K gold-plate. The metal, enticing and evocative against the naked skin, offers exciting prospects for users inclined to the sensual utilisation of hot or cold. Five pre-programmed stimulation modes and a virtually silent vibrator engine provide the basis for a multitude of enjoyable experiences. Her petite frame ensures discreet yet reassuring company, eager to sate daily desires.

INEZ is rechargeable and a 2-hour charge provides up to 4 hours of bliss. Comes presented in an elegant wooden gift box, accessorised with charger, manual, satin pouch for stylish storage and a 1-year LELO warranty

Find this device and others at ALL PRICE POINTS:

mywetmonkey.com

Posted on November 24, 2009 at 11:35 pm by Spankz · Permalink · Leave a comment
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Look for My Wet Monkey at the AEE 2010

Spankz and the crew will be attending the 2010 AEE. Keep an eye out, we’ll be swinging from the rafters!

The AVN Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE) is the largest event for the adult industry in North America. If you are involved in anything ‘adult’ and want to sell or buy….this is the event for you! Close to 25,000 attendees and over 350 exhibiting companies make this show a must attend! Offering four full days to wheel and deal, you’ll find the most comprehensive collection of exhibitors covering virtually every market segment in the adult entertainment industry. This is your chance to see the latest industry developments, conduct your business and network among the best of the best.

Sponsored by AVN Magazine, the undisputed, premier trade publication for the adult entertainment industry and a segment of the AVN Media Network, AEE is the only adult-oriented trade show to capture the excitement and dynamics of the adult industry, encompassing all links in the business chain – from manufacturers, distributors, retailers – to the hottest adult stars and enthusiastic fans!

Click below for full details, registration and video:

http://www.adultentertainmentexpo.com/

mywetmonkey.com

Posted on November 24, 2009 at 11:31 pm by Spankz · Permalink · One Comment
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Quotes from Jenna Jameson on Oprah

Quote:

“If you, Jenna Jameson, aren’t a professional with oral sex, then who is?” – Oprah

“I wanted to be the number one porn star in the world. And I wanted to do it with dignity.” – Jenna Jameson

“I changed the industry for up and coming starlets.” – Jenna Jameson

We sell the movies. Women need to know they are an asset and they are the ones who should be making the money.” – Jenna Jameson

“Nobody wants to work with somebody who isn’t able to ‘do their job’” (context: get it up) – Jenna Jameson

“In the beginning it was new, it was fresh. I was young. I was crazy. Then, I ended up not really liking it, not having that connection… feeling kind of weird about it.” -Jenna Jameson

“I wanted it to be big…and massive.” – Jameson on her kitchen

“The BIG moment.” (erection) – Oprah

“When I very first started the adult films, the most important thing was having a boob job.” – Jameson

“You’d be really surprised how open women are with me. ‘The very first [thing] out of their mouths is, ‘You taught me how to give oral sex, and my husband thanks you.’” – Jameson

“It is a nonstop monstraziation of your body.” – Jameson on mainting your looks as a porn star

“I never live my life with any kind of regret, but there are a few nights I lay my head down and I wonder if I made the right decisions.” – Jameson

“I know how incredibly capable I am.” – Jameson

“I knew I had a lot of options … but I knew that I was going to make a lot of money.” – Jameson

“That’s a big misconception about me in the industry. They think, ‘Oh, she’s had thousands of partners. She’s a slut. She’s a whore’. But in actuality, I had sex with my husband most of the time, and I think that that’s why my movies sell so well. You can see love.” -Jenna Jameson

“I loved the movie The Secretary.” – Jameson

Source:

Small Screen Scoop.com

Posted on November 24, 2009 at 11:30 pm by Spankz · Permalink · Leave a comment
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AEE 2010 Ribbon Cutting

Don’t Run with Scissors.

Recognized for her girl-next-door innocence and radiant sensuality, the lovely and fresh-faced Adam & Eve Pictures contract star Bree Olson will be cutting the ribbon to launch AVN Adult Entertainment Expo 2010! The ribbon cutting will take place at 10:00 a.m. on Thursday, January 7, 2010 in the front of Hall A.

More Here

Posted on November 24, 2009 at 11:26 pm by Spankz · Permalink · Leave a comment
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2010 Adult Entertainment Expo: Get Ready!

Take a look at some of the action from the 2009 AEE!

Brought to you by AVN Media Network:

Posted on November 24, 2009 at 11:10 pm by Spankz · Permalink · Leave a comment
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